Logs:My Eyes Are Up Here
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| RL Date: 11 March, 2013 |
| Who: Ainslee, Tiziano |
| Involves: High Reaches Weyr |
| Type: Log |
| What: Awkwardness happens. |
| Where: Nighthearth, HRW |
| When: Day 15, Month 3, Turn 31 (Interval 10) |
| OOC Notes: Two sentence per pose challenge log. (We included conversation into those sentences, but REAL hardcore people could do it without including convos into sentences... |
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| Ainslee is here, seated in front of the nighthearth itself in one of the big, plush, comfy chairs. Not many others linger, though a scattering of old aunties occupy the other seats. Tiziano has some downtime and as such, has decided to spend it in front of the nighthearth. More or less avoiding the old aunties, the teenager takes an open chair and throws himself onto it. It so happens that the open chair Tiziano throws himself into is immediately adjacent to Ainslee's; as such, she shifts a quick, bright smile to the lad. "Good evening." So determined to not sit by some old lady that smells like moth balls, Tiziano did not notice that an actual WOMAN was right next to him. His head whips towards Ainslee as she speaks, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water though only a wheezing sound comes out. At least her rack isn't all OMFG OUT THERE and instead hidden behind a fuzzy sweater; otherwise, that could be, uh, problematic. "Good evening," she tries again, the faintest hint of a query tipping that upwards at the end. "G-g-g-g-g-gaga," Yeah, yeah Tiziano just said that. Cue the boy smacking his forehead with the palm of his hand. Ainslee can't do much but laugh at that, a bright and cheerful sound - and surprisingly, not mocking. "I'm Ainslee, green Kalaith's." Tiziano just wants to crawl into the fire and DIE at this point. Taking a deep breath, the teenager gathers his resolve and at a very high-pitched voice is able to rush out, "ITISVERYNICETOMEETYOUI'MTIZIANO." There's a soft smile, very amused, before Ainslee pitches careful words as if she's afraid of scaring him off: "Well-met, Tiziano. What brings you to the hearth tonight?" Like a timid kitten in front of a rather large canine, Tiziano is on edge and ready to bolt at a moment's notice. Though Ainslee's gentle smile has the candidate rethinking flight and instead saying, "Just, uh, just some downtime, ma'am, and I was bored and I thought it'd be nice to hang out here but if I'm bothering you I'll leave just say the word and I'm gone!" "Oh, you're definitely not bothering me," Ainslee is quick to reassure, her smile encouraging for Tiziano's antics. "How long have you been at the weyr?" "Oh, oh good, I'm glad," Tiziano states rather calmly, before continuing with "I, er, haven't really been here long at all, only a few months now. What about you," Eyebrows are attempted to be wiggled as he pauses mid-sentence and then continues talking, "how long you been here?" "Not terribly long," Ainslee admits, finishing that with a casual, "Just a while, now." She smothers a laugh for his attempt at eye-wiggling and adds, "Kalaith and I are transfers from Benden." Tiziano nods his head, trying his best to look and sound like what (he assumes) a distinguished gentleman would sound, "Aaah, I see." His hand rubs at his nonexistent beard all while nodding his head, "Do you miss Benden much?" Ainslee internally thinks that Tiziano is kind of adorable as he's trying out the role of the distinguished gentleman, but she'd never be the one to say something as potentially ego-damaging as -that-, because she's classy, yo. "Sometimes I do, I suppose, but to be utterly honest, High Reaches isn't that far different from it, in many aspects." Tiziano is the MAN, "The same in that it's so cold that sometimes it feels like your tits will fall off?" The moment that stupid statement is out of his mouth, his eyes can't help but go to Ainslee's chest region and he turns bright red. Ainslee has only a crooked smile for Tiziano, lips thankfuly covering just how sharp of a smile it /could/ be; but that's the trick of it, isn't it, knowing exactly what lies behind that engimatic expression? "No." "I... I didn't mean it like that, to you, that yours would fall off, because that would be a shame cause I bet they are really awesome and huge!" Tiziano winces as he thoroughly shoves his foot in his mouth. "I'm not sure that anyone has ever given me a compliment quite - like that, to be honest." Ainslee doesn't seem inclined to stop this train wreck, curling up around her klah and shifting her bra in one of those utterly unselfconscious girly moves; oh yes, she's not planning on helping him out of this situation at ALL. Of course Ainslee's movement only has Tiziano's attention even more drawn to that section of the greenrider's body. He's pretty much just staring at her boob's now, not even able to lift his eyes to her face when he says, "Well, you've got a nice rac--I MEAN YOU ARE VERY PRETTY." "Tiziano," Ainslee drawls out, her voice patient, her smile fighting to hold back laughter. "Sweetheart, my eyes are up here." "Oh, yes, of course they are," it takes an enormous amount of energy but Tiziano is able to lift his eyes up and away from Ainslee's boob-town. "I... I'm SORRY!" "It's okay. But not everyone is as understanding as I am," sayeth Ainslee the patient boobmeister. "Yeah, I know," Tiziano says, his face becoming that of a sad lad who has had his fair share of angry ladies not wanting their goods ogled. "I just can't help myself!" "Well, the first step to fixing a problem is to know that there is a problem to begin with," Ainslee states, helpfully. She's like Yoda, or something. Tiziano nods his head, before suddenly getting to his feet though his hands are oddly positioned in front of his trousers. Face beet red, he's now hemming and hawing and backing away from Ainslee as quickly as he can but not without a quick, "It was nice to meet you ma'am but I need to go like right now, kay-bye!" Ainslee has nothing else to do, so she does what she will. (That is, of course, to laugh.) |
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Comments on "Logs:My Eyes Are Up Here"Wakizian (Wakizian (talk)) left a comment on Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:46:38 GMT.
Funniest scene I have ever read. Kudos to you both on that and the challenge!
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